|It took balls to hang with these women.|
- Cheryl - My stepmom
- Susan - The youngest
- Lois - The matriarch
- Bill - My grandfather (Not pictured)
- Cathy - The sole survivor of this picture
- Carol - My biological mother
- Paul was the cute one
|Meet the enigmatic heroine of our story.|
Perhaps she'll grace us with her presence here, if only to bitch about the photo of her I chose to use.
Her story deserves a major motion picture, 5 seasons on FOX and a fucking Saturday morning cartoon. Alicia Silverstone could do her voice. It would be awesome.
|Why don't I get paid for these ideas?|
As her and I were raised separately, I think any attempt I could make to tell her story wouldn't do it justice. I'll never know how things happened through her eyes until she tells her story. Because of this I'll only be writing about her as our stories overlap.
Now that we know the players, next time we'll examine the game.
|Semper Anticus - SD|